Gee wiz Mr. Gee, one would think you are not in full agreement with the current administrations Neo Undocumented Reformists Department. (N.U.R.D.)
After the water stations have been secured and advertized, then we should rightfully include food for the poor, starving transients. They gotta be mighty hungry after such a long trek.
And we may as well add medical supplies because many of them are in need of treatment also.
Since they might need other services, we should probably include EMS and transportation out of such a dangerous environment , and to keep the traffic moving smoothly, we might consider a network of safe houses that can organize and provide the poor migrants with their social and occupational needs.
To ensure that we are assisting only the genuine Transient American Citizens Organization (T,A,C.O.) and not any subersive or terrorist groups, we can politely request that they sign an agreement to be good workers and not break any laws ............. uhhhh, any MORE laws that is, considering that their first act in entering the U.S. was illegal. OOPS, sorry, that was not politically correct of me to mention , as I might have hurt their sensitive feelings.
To save more time and increase our public image in foreign affairs, and to prepare our new families to vote in upcoming elections, we might have ACLU and ACORN representatives on hand at the relief stations to assure our new Alternate Work Force of Undocumented Laborers ( A.W.F.U.L. ) receives assistance in aquiring the many benefits and government aid so deserved by our southern neighbors Citizen Reform of America Program. ( C.R.A.P.)
I think that about covers it all but if you have anything to add, let me know, I am feeling real generous right now with the new money Obama is printing up to take care of all our financial woes.
Rogue
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